badcgijosh:

Oh for fuck’s sake will you two please just give it a rest I’m right here

(Source: chrull)

He’s twenty-six!

In my dream he said he was twenty-six. Is he twenty-six?

I had a dream last night that Drake Bell showed up at my house and we just hung out for a while like old friends. It was pretty cool. 

My mother likes to evenly divide her time between picking on me for not having a boyfriend and deleting all the guys’ numbers off my phone.

computersaysnooo:

Jr Reko analyses the situation at hand

I left both of my computer chargers on the kitchen table at my mom’s.

• Get home from surgery center
• Stepdad gets mom into house
• Gives her get well soon card
• leaves

(Source: iamnevertheone)